Valentine's Day Party Invitation

I made this really cute and fun This party never actually occurred which was unfortunate because the invitation was so fun and cute.Valentine's day party invitation and my friends did not appreciate it because they are all narcs so hopefully someone else will.

Here are a couple unhinged features I would like to highlight. The language at the bottom is patent claim language which is why it sucks to read, while the aggressive language in the middle is because my friends are not only narcs but also really poor at communication. I get that the world we live in sucks and we have too many commitments and too much pressure but can you at least let me know you're showing up to a party where I have to estimate supplies.